When people ask wat u doin for valentine’s day. And they know U single.

How I’m going to spend valentine’s day: naked, on the floor with a bottle of liquor In my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat.

Oh you’re In love with one direction? Name a song other than ”what makes you beautiful”

You must be the speed of light. Because time stops when I look at you.

You’re pretty sweet I guess happy valentines day.

Single on valentine’s day. More money for car parts.

Valentine my neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory Input.

Am I the only girlfriend around here who want to see deadpool on valentines day?

Is your name WI-FI? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Valentines day is around the corner so If you’re secretly In love with me, now would be the time to speak up.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka costs less than dinner for two.