Dear Santa, when you arrive on Christmas eve, could you please throw a quick load In the washer, vacuum a couple carpets and wash your cookie dishes? Thanks!

Works one day a year spends the rest of It judging you.

Dear Santa, are you a hipster?

Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will? – Jon Bon Jovi

Your secret Santa Your secret pal. A festive , friendly guy or gal. Look forwards to some holiday fun. With lighthearted presents. Before the season is done watch for gifts In this location before we leave for Christmas vacation.

Santa Claus has the right Idea. Visit people once a year. – Victor Borge.