Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I’m being mocked.

How do you stop a dog from barking In your front yard? Put him In your backyard!

I don’t always bark at night. But when I do, it’s for no reason.

Stand back! I got dis one!

I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… and then It hit me.

You see what he’s doing, right? And you’re gonna just stand there and take a pic?

I used to be a banker oh, yeah?

Every snack you make every meal you bake every bite you take I’ll be watching you.

Know what happened when santa drank too much? He fell and bumped his egg noggie.

Past, present and future walked Into a bar. It was tense.

Are your paws tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

I like big mutts and I can not lie.