Kid… If you need booze or drugs to enjoy your life to the fullest, then you’re doing It wrong. – Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. – Robin Williams

See, the problem Is that god gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just Intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

You are a big country. You are the kindest country In the world. You like a really nice apartment over a meth lab. – Robin Williams

I love kids, but they are a tough audience. – Robin Williams

You know what music Is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us In this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere, even the stars. – Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, word and ideas can change the world. – Robin Williams