Life is all about forgiving and forgetting. I forgot your birthday and you can forgive me. How perfect.

Did you know that you look really hot when you are in a forgiving mood? Belated happy birthday! xoxo

Sorry I am late. I spent a lot of time in deciding whether to send you a handwritten letter, email, voice message, Facebook message, tweet, SMS or video message. I could not decide in time. So here’s one of each – belated happy birthday!

I know I forgot your birthday but I also know that you are a sucker for gifts. So here you go, an expensive watch. Happy birthday, mate! Hope we are cool.

It is not my fault you are not on Facebook. Sign up, or remind me a few days before it is your birthday next time. Belated happy birthday!

I may be sending you the last minute birthday wishes but be sure, I will be the first one to attend your birthday party. Prepare to empty your pocket for a good birthday cake. Happy birthday!

If your birthday was anything more important to me than eating delicious cakes, I would have wished you just at the right time. Anyway, Happy belated birthday my friend!