A kiss Is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman

I found this corn flake for you love, joel

Ladies, If a man says he will fix It, he will. There Is no need to remind him every 6 months about It.

I’ve never been In love but I Imagine It’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Love at first sight Is possible, but It pays to take a second look.

Baby.. do you feel comfortable with. Don’t fart. Dear.. your hand…

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

I love sleep my life has the tendency to full apart when I’m awake, you know? – Ernest Hemingway

You want to know who I’m In love with? Read the first word again.

I love you so much I could squish you.