Tom Cruise, Demi Moore and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!

You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

We call it 50. The Spanish call it cincuenta. The Germans call it funfzig. The Kalahari bushmen don’t even have a word for numbers that big. In whatever language, it’s a birthday worth celebrating!

Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.