What do you get when you mix hotness and beauty and combine them both with a sexy personality – YOU. Happy birthday.

I searched online and went to all the shops, old and new. But I could not find anything that was as pretty as you. Happy birthday girl.

Happy birthday to my love, my best friend, my agony aunt, my complaint hotline, my emergency contact and my soul mate.

Some have girls but have not friends. Some have friends but have no girls. I have you and I have both, am I not the luckiest dude? Happy birthday, girlfriend.

Choose any of our games; sheds, monopoly, PES, anyone. Well, especially the one that I almost always trash you at. As a birthday gift, I am allowing you to win ahead of time. You are welcome.

You looked really cool and sexy in that my shirt you borrowed the last time. You know what I’m thinking? Keep the shirt and Happy Birthday.

Now that you are a year older, I think I can now start recording your snores, taking videos when you sleep walk and taking sleek pictures when you pick your nose. It’s going to be a swell time this new year!