Knock off the baby talk! You sound like a Idiot!
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant. – John Peer
Marteials to build kittehpult: spensive getting rid of dog In 3.. 2..1.. priceless
He looks so sad. Can I keep him? Please? Please? Please?
You keep using that word.. I do not think It means what you think It means.
Flight number 48, you are clear for lift off.
I. iz. Tryn.2. esplode ur hed wit mai mind.
Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I’m takin a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud to me!
Computer dog says hai!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain
OMG you’re home! I’ve missed you! I see you have returned… feed me now.