Your dog will never wake up one day and decide he doesn’t love you anymore.

Dogs are not tour whole lives but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

3 am the perfect hour to have a barking contest with the neighbor’s dog.

A dog desires affection more than It’s dinner. Well – almost. – Charlotte Gray

Will you lay down with me until I fall asleep?

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies It comes from the love that’s In my dogs eyes.

The average dog Is a nicer person than the average person.

The only person who understands me Is my dog.

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

Knock off the baby talk! You sound like an Idiot!

Materials to build kittehpult: spensive getting rid of dog In 3.. 2..1…priceless