This New Years I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me. Happy New Year.

Rather than picking just one resolution, why not get your F**king shit together in general?

When cunts are on facebook giving It… A New Year a new me… and ye know your just connae be the same prick ye were last year.

Happy New Year, Now go and sleep.

It’s time of the year to make New Year’s resolutions that you know you can never keep. But you’ll do it anyway. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 2020 my new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

Cheers to those who are walking Into 2020 single.

Lets enter this new year the same way we do every year drunk as hell.