My fashion philosophy Is, If you’re not covered In dog hair, your life Is empty. – Elayne Booster

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kissnes the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

A dog Is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.

Did you ever notice that when you blow In a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him In a car, he sticks his head out the window.

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat It or play with It, just pee on It and walk away.

If I had a pound for every time my dog made me smile… I’d be a millionaire.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.