Happy New year. The new year begins In a snow-storm of white vows. – George William Curtis.

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May You Still give me a chance this New year to do It over and over again. Happy new year!

New year’s resolution Is to quit drinking (just kidding get me a shot)

Some of y’all new year’s resolution need to be quit putting your business on facebook.

It was great talking to you today. I’m good for another year.

This year I’m going to tell more people to f**k off.

Hey You! Happy New Year.

Dear past, thanks for all the lessons. Dear future, I am ready.

A new year’s resolution Is something that goes In one year and out the other.

My new year’s resolution Is to stop procrastinating. I am not starting until next week though.

People treat new year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, It’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.