I plan on bugging you every single day for the foreseeable future.

Staying In love for more than 5 years Is almost impossible. Staying In love with the same person for the rest of your life Is a miracle.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk Into a pole. – Unknown

Love Is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing It because you’d miss them!

Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That Is your common sense leaving your body.

I love you more!!! No, I love you more!!

He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge.. I am going to take his last name.

So you see, my son, there Is a very fine line between love and nausea. – King Jaffer, coming to america