What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
How did the phone propose to his GF?
He gave her a ring.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!
I can’t wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday!
To all the single people on Valentine’s Day, don’t be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift
Valentines day….. A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.
To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day! To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day
What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!