What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independance Day

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

What’s the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.

How did the phone propose to his GF?
He gave her a ring.

What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!

Valentines Day shouldn’t be the only day you place a girl above everything else

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!

I can’t wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday!

To all the single people on Valentine’s Day, don’t be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift
Valentines day….. A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.

To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day! To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day

What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”


Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love

. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!