You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk Into a pole.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly Is bigger.

I don’t know how I got so lucky to get a girl like you, But I ‘m thankful every single day.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde.

No one makes me laugh the way you do. Thanks for being the best part of my day every day!

Ladies, If a man says he will fix It, he will. There Is no need to remind him every 6 months about It.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.

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