On my birthday, I know my real friends by my bank alerts. You know what I’m saying?

Ladies keep off, it’s my birthday not my money day.

The friend that can’t ask for your account number on your birthday, is that one a friend?

Hey, everyone! I just got an alert that your wishes didn’t convert to money. Please, would you rather deposit cash in my account?

Happy birthday to me or Thanks for the wishes or X years since the world is beholding this beauty.

I know you`re jealous. I`d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

A very Happy Birthday to me, heartfelt wishes to myself, happy birthday me awesome!

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!