An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. – Bill Vaughan
Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date. – Jay Leno
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonalds. – Melanie White
Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.
– Melanie White
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.