And then the cat said that’s Impawsible what part did you not understand?

Everything’s better when you don’t give a shit.

The real lover of cats Is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuse to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such.

I’ve got my thinking cat on.

You are so weird dude. But don’t change.

If I just keep looking cute they’ll surely blame the dog.

What If I told you the vacuum won’t hurt you.

Happy Birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady…

A little bird told me It was your birthday I ate him.

Heaven will never be paradise unless my cats are there waiting for me.

Time spent with cats Is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud

Okay, okay… I missed u too. Glad dey finded you.