A cat can be trusted to purr when she Is pleased, which Is more than can be said for human beings. – William Ralph Inge

Sometimes I feel the world Is full of cats and I am a dog. –John P. Shanley

After looking at the numbers there Is no way we can afford a cat. I disagree.

What do you mean we’re getting a dog.

Beware of the dog. The cat Is not trustworthy either.

I head santa on the roof so I turned on the fire place.

Let ma at him!!! Chill, buddy! …let a pro handle this.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Wet dog scent… I hate It.

No, I have not seen the cat!!! I don’t know what that noise Is!!!

Now, put It In da huumanz lap day will love dat… day not get mad promis.

I gotz him get de baff ready quick noooo