Hi, I’m stop that, sometimes they call me ‘Getbackhere’.

Handle every situation like a dog, If you can’t eat It or play with It, just pee on It an walk away.

Personal stalker I will follow you wherever you go bathroom Included.

Dogs never bit me. Just human. – Marylin Monroe

When the world around me Is going crazy, & I’m losing faith In humanity, I just have to take one look at my dog to know that good still exists.

Everything I know, I learned from dogs. – Nora Roberts.

3 am the perfect hour to have a barking contest with the neighbor’s dog.

I don’t always fart when you have company over but when I do, I make sure I walk out of the room so everyone thinks It’s you.

You threw It, you go get it…

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.